Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4917. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 99.32 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 4918. | Coty (lord_sky) | 99.32 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 4919. | Aniv (aniv) | 99.32 | 96% | 2013-07-12 |
| 4920. | Eric (eric_mao) | 99.31 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 4921. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 99.31 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
| 4922. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 99.31 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 4923. | Emerald (thisiswhatwecalltr... | 99.31 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 4924. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 99.31 | 98% | 2015-10-09 |
| 4925. | Walter (whunt5757) | 99.30 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 4926. | Debopriyo Basu (dpbasu) | 99.30 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
| 4927. | Samuel (maduhbee) | 99.30 | 95% | 2014-05-30 |
| 4928. | ixsam (ixsam) | 99.30 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 4929. | Louie (lewieee) | 99.29 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 4930. | Nick (nlemmon86) | 99.29 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 4931. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 99.28 | 97% | 2016-10-22 |
| 4932. | Joe (ifoughtatree) | 99.28 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 4933. | Pingspy (pingspy) | 99.27 | 98% | 2016-05-03 |
| 4934. | Robert (robertm) | 99.27 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 4935. | atlas (guowiththeflo) | 99.26 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 4936. | Venkatraman (ivenky) | 99.26 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 4937. | Mony The G (skull_slayer) | 99.26 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 4938. | Dawn (breakingofdawn) | 99.26 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 4939. | Timothy (anita_p) | 99.26 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 4940. | ajrv (aamodvarma) | 99.25 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 4941. | love (faker121) | 99.25 | 94% | 2016-10-03 |
| 4942. | G (rebellion91) | 99.25 | 95% | 2015-12-27 |
| 4943. | Kyyyle (pistol0207) | 99.24 | 96% | 2017-02-12 |
| 4944. | NiceOne (pkzviiv) | 99.23 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 4945. | 312211 (312211) | 99.23 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 4946. | Michael (cobbler) | 99.21 | 94% | 2012-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |