Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2948. | tenzin (hopeful_engineer) | 77.49 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2949. | Brian (ace213) | 77.48 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 2950. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 77.46 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 2951. | svs (svs_manee) | 77.45 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2952. | Chris (chrisyeungg) | 77.41 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2953. | Apaul_2 (apaul_2) | 77.40 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2954. | Kurt (kurthu) | 77.39 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 2955. | Silingas (trustys) | 77.38 | 99% | 2019-05-26 |
| 2956. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 77.37 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2957. | Ethan (chorb) | 77.37 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2958. | Trae (traeb1999) | 77.36 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 2959. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 77.35 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 2960. | Paul (flippers8) | 77.35 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 2961. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 77.35 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2962. | Carson (cbragg923) | 77.34 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2963. | Ashley (evilashley) | 77.34 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 2964. | Ray (mray) | 77.29 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2965. | hugo (nineballs) | 77.29 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 2966. | Caleb (pingsei) | 77.29 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2967. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 77.29 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 2968. | David (kresursk) | 77.28 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2969. | Capy (capyasaurus) | 77.25 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 2970. | Sweaty Palms (drunkpleb) | 77.25 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 2971. | Emasity (emasity) | 77.24 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2972. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 77.23 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 2973. | Cereal (krncereal) | 77.21 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2974. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 77.20 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 2975. | Jack (jackman99352) | 77.20 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2976. | Stephen (maddogsf) | 77.19 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2977. | Check (checkmunza) | 77.19 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |