The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26344. | Eirik (disaster922) | 62.04 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 26345. | Linh (pinkballoon) | 62.04 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 26346. | Ultrabars- (ultrabars) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 26347. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 62.03 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 26348. | Rimuru (ashborn_tempest) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 26349. | Kobe (kobe8diaz) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 26350. | hydiak (hydiak) | 62.03 | 98% | 2012-09-19 |
| 26351. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 62.03 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 26352. | OGCJN (ogcjn) | 62.03 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 26353. | sam (scoombey) | 62.03 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 26354. | Tsenko (tsenko) | 62.02 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 26355. | ARLU (frank87) | 62.02 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 26356. | Cameron (goldenpenguin) | 62.02 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 26357. | Santosh (santa_rocks) | 62.02 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 26358. | Abhishek (n314159) | 62.02 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 26359. | Grace (geg5) | 62.02 | 96% | 2011-08-27 |
| 26360. | Babhero (babhero10) | 62.01 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 26361. | Derrick (derrickh80) | 62.01 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 26362. | Pirate (snail_racerz) | 62.01 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 26363. | Jamppah (jamppah) | 62.01 | 93% | 2013-11-07 |
| 26364. | Guna Sekhar (gunreddi) | 62.01 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 26365. | Krutik (krutikp) | 62.01 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 26366. | Seya (kisg) | 62.01 | 96% | 2014-11-16 |
| 26367. | 7 (pingas7) | 62.01 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 26368. | _inverse_ (_inverse_) | 62.00 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 26369. | Mohit (mohit_singhal) | 62.00 | 95% | 2022-12-16 |
| 26370. | Takeshi (takeshi_workman) | 61.99 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 26371. | felis caracal (fkb8815) | 61.99 | 96% | 2017-07-22 |
| 26372. | aman (whitepigeon) | 61.99 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 26373. | timothy (tim3452) | 61.98 | 90% | 2015-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |