Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3004. | jesse (jesse_bro) | 75.55 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3005. | spam (sspamstuff25) | 75.55 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 3006. | Joe (joeyang1962) | 75.55 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3007. | Pan (onepan) | 75.54 | 95% | 2019-10-20 |
| 3008. | Candice (diuqil) | 75.54 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 3009. | TImothy (timot3a) | 75.54 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 3010. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 75.54 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 3011. | Daniel (knaggs2001) | 75.51 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3012. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 75.51 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3013. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 75.50 | 94% | 2019-03-29 |
| 3014. | Mohd (mohdjuned795) | 75.49 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 3015. | Kay (kkayakk) | 75.47 | 99% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3016. | Trabota (trabota) | 75.45 | 98% | 2020-06-20 |
| 3017. | Mustahsan (mustahsan) | 75.45 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 3018. | Fate (fatepm) | 75.45 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 3019. | icosaedru (achimia) | 75.44 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3020. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 75.43 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3021. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 75.43 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3022. | Arnoldus (arnoldus123) | 75.43 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3023. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 75.43 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 3024. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 75.41 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3025. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 75.41 | 95% | 2019-12-08 |
| 3026. | Kai (img3) | 75.40 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3027. | Ryan (alphatypergo) | 75.40 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
| 3028. | Potato (lovlieice) | 75.39 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 3029. | Salchica (machete24x) | 75.39 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3030. | slowdown (slowmotiontyping) | 75.38 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3031. | Zhihao (zhzhu) | 75.36 | 95% | 2020-05-24 |
| 3032. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 75.35 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 3033. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 75.35 | 94% | 2018-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |