I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5573. | Brian (bgan) | 99.90 | 97.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 5574. | Nick (wononewun) | 99.90 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5575. | AB (ablah34) | 99.89 | 98.3% | 2024-07-31 |
| 5576. | Erik (dakesuto) | 99.89 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 5577. | Elly (ellyiscooldiavolouwu) | 99.89 | 99% | 2021-06-03 |
| 5578. | Pterygopalatine ganglion (i... | 99.88 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 5579. | dalineth (dalineth) | 99.88 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 5580. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 99.88 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 5581. | Antonio (stazzo) | 99.87 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5582. | Aakanx (aakanx) | 99.87 | 98.1% | 2023-11-10 |
| 5583. | Josh (tinman430) | 99.87 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 5584. | Samuel (samueldantowitz) | 99.87 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5585. | Mers (mers_0412) | 99.86 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 5586. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 99.85 | 96.7% | 2023-07-24 |
| 5587. | Naz (zdkraner) | 99.85 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 5588. | Michael (gnurdux) | 99.85 | 92% | 2017-05-16 |
| 5589. | Speedy (pindakaaspot123) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5590. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5591. | Kazuyashin (kazuyashin) | 99.84 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 5592. | IlIllII (ilillii) | 99.84 | 85% | 2017-01-16 |
| 5593. | Asher Virin (asherv77) | 99.83 | 98.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 5594. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 99.83 | 96.2% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5595. | Owen (123ojb) | 99.83 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5596. | Aero (oaero) | 99.82 | 98% | 2025-08-25 |
| 5597. | yunnE (yunnidis) | 99.82 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5598. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 99.82 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 5599. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 99.82 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5600. | Wessel TriHard (tenoot11) | 99.82 | 100% | 2017-05-14 |
| 5601. | Kevin (logia) | 99.80 | 98.3% | 2024-08-20 |
| 5602. | Purple (purple_purpur) | 99.80 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |