I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8415. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 90.57 | 97.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8416. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 90.57 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 8417. | Mawzkii (mawzkii) | 90.57 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 8418. | DAViD (davidkapro) | 90.57 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 8419. | William (obaws) | 90.57 | 86% | 2015-09-09 |
| 8420. | Andrei (artoorie312) | 90.57 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 8421. | Lunar (damn_lunar) | 90.56 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 8422. | Oryzia (glorytooryzia) | 90.56 | 97% | 2023-12-26 |
| 8423. | liam (bobross420) | 90.56 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 8424. | Hue3 (huethree) | 90.55 | 98% | 2025-03-25 |
| 8425. | Bucky (buhcky) | 90.55 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 8426. | Bulky Hulk (avg_typist) | 90.55 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8427. | logan (lacton44) | 90.54 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8428. | Jizz (mamski) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8429. | Odal (odal) | 90.54 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8430. | Lee (starhole) | 90.54 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 8431. | Ryan (ohlegends) | 90.53 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8432. | Ian (kfcdonutsandwich) | 90.53 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 8433. | (spudvorak) | 90.53 | 97.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8434. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 90.53 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 8435. | Eric (freshapplez) | 90.53 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 8436. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 90.53 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| 8437. | sarah (sarah842) | 90.52 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8438. | dove (nach9208) | 90.52 | 97.6% | 2024-10-16 |
| 8439. | Finn (nnifinn) | 90.52 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 8440. | Ahmed (ahmed3sami) | 90.52 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 8441. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 90.52 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8442. | sfv (va909212345) | 90.52 | 93% | 2016-07-14 |
| 8443. | David (dmmagic91) | 90.51 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 8444. | HeyAlann (heyalann) | 90.51 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |