And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7429. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 104.31 | 99% | 2018-11-18 |
| 7430. | Szczepan (szeczepan02) | 104.31 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
| 7431. | goober (megumin00) | 104.30 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 7432. | Tom (rjafax) | 104.29 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 7433. | Corrin (scynth) | 104.29 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 7434. | Barry (archchoa) | 104.29 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 7435. | Lasse (geeks) | 104.29 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
| 7436. | David (davecoolkid) | 104.28 | 91% | 2017-06-01 |
| 7437. | Ben (jynn7) | 104.28 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 7438. | Thomas (sanel) | 104.28 | 97% | 2013-11-11 |
| 7439. | Boris (oipunk77) | 104.28 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 7440. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 104.27 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 7441. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 104.27 | 97.4% | 2023-09-28 |
| 7442. | Free Palestine (rollno14) | 104.27 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 7443. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 104.27 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 7444. | Cameron (camlukfle) | 104.27 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 7445. | Zach (zach_25) | 104.26 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 7446. | Ai (aibah) | 104.26 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 7447. | Ryan (carefullyslow) | 104.26 | 97% | 2022-08-21 |
| 7448. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 104.26 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 7449. | Kheiyw (kheiyw) | 104.25 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
| 7450. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 104.24 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 7451. | Zachary (jarjarbinkswaifu) | 104.23 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 7452. | NairB (xtokyoghoulx) | 104.23 | 96% | 2019-12-26 |
| 7453. | pen (lock3r) | 104.23 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 7454. | (yeekidd) | 104.23 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 7455. | poozza (poozza) | 104.23 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 7456. | Stian (stian) | 104.23 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 7457. | Johan (fellman) | 104.23 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
| 7458. | Leonard (darklusterblack) | 104.23 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |