As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24368. | Kirubel (kirubelt) | 49.98 | 96% | 2017-08-19 |
| 24369. | Nerissa (fsuu) | 49.98 | 93% | 2017-01-30 |
| 24370. | Road to 90 wpm (qimichanga) | 49.95 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 24371. | kayg (miryokucolemakdh) | 49.95 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 24372. | ronnie (ronnie0sullivan) | 49.95 | 95% | 2022-08-17 |
| 24373. | freebv (freebiesv) | 49.95 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 24374. | Roger (roger670) | 49.95 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
| 24375. | valerie (plugwalkval) | 49.94 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 24376. | David (davand88) | 49.94 | 91% | 2017-05-27 |
| 24377. | Sahil (sahil_123) | 49.93 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 24378. | Mike (mikereze) | 49.92 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 24379. | Firoz (shakespeare101) | 49.92 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 24380. | Shanewaz (sm_shaan) | 49.92 | 94.2% | 2023-10-15 |
| 24381. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 49.92 | 88% | 2015-06-17 |
| 24382. | Alan (acfrost3) | 49.92 | 95.6% | 2021-01-27 |
| 24383. | The Fastest (aumza854) | 49.92 | 86% | 2016-05-24 |
| 24384. | Technoyams (pimplehead) | 49.91 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
| 24385. | Aman (theowl23) | 49.91 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 24386. | Fuji (sanoodyk) | 49.91 | 94% | 2017-06-11 |
| 24387. | Chris (typistgod14) | 49.90 | 93% | 2019-09-20 |
| 24388. | timeswehad (timeswehad) | 49.90 | 93.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24389. | www.twitch.tv/dan_nicoll (d... | 49.90 | 95.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24390. | Phillip (phillywilly93) | 49.89 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 24391. | Ankur (ankurdubey521) | 49.89 | 93.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 24392. | I_AM_SLOW_ASF (i_am_slow_asf) | 49.88 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 24393. | Abhishek (abhi_bharti) | 49.88 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 24394. | Nay (nndnyl) | 49.88 | 96.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 24395. | Nathan (konan1126) | 49.88 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 24396. | BiggyG (biggyg) | 49.87 | 95% | 2023-05-19 |
| 24397. | farrah (fcabbs) | 49.87 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |