I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14226. | Stalking (stalkingdog) | 78.22 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 14227. | لآ اِلَهَ اِلّ... | 78.22 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
| 14228. | Aldrich The Goat (aldrico) | 78.21 | 97.2% | 2024-05-18 |
| 14229. | van (toofasthoot) | 78.21 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 14230. | who is that (isthisnamegood) | 78.21 | 95.1% | 2024-06-22 |
| 14231. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 78.21 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 14232. | dani (daniemmy) | 78.19 | 97% | 2024-06-20 |
| 14233. | Itsa Me (2x4b_523p) | 78.19 | 98.4% | 2024-12-24 |
| 14234. | Marcel (thiccer_marc) | 78.19 | 94.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14235. | king (kingclem) | 78.19 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 14236. | Suvan (suvanadhikari) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 14237. | Franco (rubikute) | 78.19 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 14238. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 78.19 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 14239. | a (jdlwahaha) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14240. | D (consumption) | 78.18 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14241. | EdK (edk2000) | 78.18 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 14242. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 78.17 | 94.3% | 2024-05-14 |
| 14243. | pigeonss (pigeonsss) | 78.17 | 97% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14244. | Makhambet (markiz) | 78.17 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 14245. | gomi (gomibako905) | 78.16 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 14246. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 78.16 | 98.8% | 2025-05-11 |
| 14247. | Jake (jgonyer1) | 78.16 | 95% | 2017-03-13 |
| 14248. | buttuglyparakeet (buttuglyp... | 78.16 | 98% | 2024-01-08 |
| 14249. | Benjamin (beni048) | 78.16 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 14250. | Jason (zidea) | 78.16 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 14251. | hi (florzie_101) | 78.16 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 14252. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 78.16 | 90% | 2017-04-22 |
| 14253. | tstats[firedusts] (firedusts) | 78.15 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 14254. | Shinji (twnecro) | 78.15 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 14255. | Peter (wai0917) | 78.15 | 96.6% | 2024-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |