And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17969. | Robyn (robynb) | 82.53 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 17970. | Anton (twisted_8) | 82.52 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 17971. | Matthias (damatias) | 82.52 | 97.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 17972. | Wroom (a_a_a) | 82.52 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
| 17973. | Venkatram (venk3012) | 82.52 | 94% | 2014-09-24 |
| 17974. | Sam (knuk) | 82.52 | 92% | 2014-06-19 |
| 17975. | Joe (eskibesh2348) | 82.51 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 17976. | Jordan (jayjaysufc) | 82.51 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 17977. | venus® (venuspailer) | 82.51 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 17978. | Joseph (jmath06) | 82.51 | 94% | 2015-09-29 |
| 17979. | Deep (deepp) | 82.51 | 97% | 2016-02-08 |
| 17980. | Ahmed (ahmedkotb) | 82.51 | 96% | 2011-05-10 |
| 17981. | colin (mac_n_cheese_demarco) | 82.51 | 98% | 2017-05-08 |
| 17982. | Kyle (gosu_kvl) | 82.51 | 86% | 2014-06-16 |
| 17983. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 82.51 | 97% | 2012-10-14 |
| 17984. | zurdic (kimuchi) | 82.51 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 17985. | razor (pigeonplayer667) | 82.50 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 17986. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 82.50 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 17987. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 82.50 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 17988. | Meh (liszt) | 82.50 | 98% | 2011-07-30 |
| 17989. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 82.50 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 17990. | Solitude (gifoimir) | 82.50 | 93% | 2012-03-17 |
| 17991. | Arun (systemflaws) | 82.49 | 99% | 2022-08-21 |
| 17992. | Patrick (slaos) | 82.49 | 94% | 2016-08-25 |
| 17993. | steele (steele22) | 82.49 | 94% | 2011-07-14 |
| 17994. | Kumaran (kum1904) | 82.49 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 17995. | James (vvjames) | 82.49 | 97% | 2013-10-16 |
| 17996. | Hazi (haz1rah) | 82.48 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 17997. | s (qurtle) | 82.48 | 87% | 2016-12-16 |
| 17998. | Brody (echo3006) | 82.48 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |