So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14977. | yaver (yoavie126) | 76.59 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14978. | hardik (labeitazer) | 76.59 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 14979. | g (madchopper) | 76.59 | 95% | 2011-06-18 |
| 14980. | Selim (selo) | 76.59 | 94% | 2013-02-07 |
| 14981. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 76.59 | 92% | 2016-10-31 |
| 14982. | Gà (migy) | 76.59 | 95% | 2015-03-25 |
| 14983. | Roo Roo (rooroo04) | 76.59 | 91% | 2013-09-29 |
| 14984. | Kai (boshy911) | 76.58 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 14985. | Diante (diante440) | 76.58 | 96% | 2012-01-07 |
| 14986. | David (dazzlethc) | 76.58 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 14987. | Alex (xanfan01) | 76.57 | 86% | 2017-03-10 |
| 14988. | Gabriel (gabdvorak) | 76.57 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 14989. | Iron Man (avenger_2019) | 76.57 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 14990. | Kevin (pubhub) | 76.57 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 14991. | Josef (mcblyat2) | 76.57 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 14992. | Egyptian (egyptiantyper) | 76.57 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 14993. | Luke (woozyfo) | 76.56 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 14994. | Pat (platts) | 76.56 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
| 14995. | Rasmus (actionhank) | 76.56 | 92% | 2012-09-30 |
| 14996. | David (terrel) | 76.56 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 14997. | Nobody (little_turtle) | 76.56 | 95% | 2012-11-21 |
| 14998. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 76.56 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14999. | Irfan (irfani) | 76.56 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 15000. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 76.55 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15001. | Adam (adman1986) | 76.55 | 95% | 2016-11-12 |
| 15002. | Norton (pajj) | 76.55 | 98% | 2017-01-04 |
| 15003. | James Ethan (laszerbeam) | 76.54 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15004. | chc (chc442) | 76.54 | 91% | 2016-10-22 |
| 15005. | Ramses (ram6) | 76.54 | 97% | 2016-12-24 |
| 15006. | go_fk (yourself_buddy) | 76.54 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |