As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11243. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11244. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 81.12 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 11245. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 81.12 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 11246. | David (vicksdawg) | 81.12 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 11247. | Brett (go271) | 81.12 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11248. | Darko (midnight02) | 81.11 | 93% | 2020-07-06 |
| 11249. | Accelerating (shuzuku) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 11250. | Morils (morils) | 81.11 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 11251. | Kiera (kraftykat) | 81.11 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 11252. | Alexander (vennor) | 81.11 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 11253. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 11254. | Storm (stormwierdo) | 81.10 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 11255. | the (sawdust10) | 81.10 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 11256. | Covert_G (covert_g) | 81.10 | 97% | 2025-08-14 |
| 11257. | Kurisu (kurisu_makise) | 81.10 | 97.6% | 2024-04-05 |
| 11258. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 81.10 | 94% | 2017-05-26 |
| 11259. | Sephie (lepoulets) | 81.09 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 11260. | Vinh (piecharts) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11261. | Erick (smittywerben) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11262. | Ed (posva) | 81.08 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| 11263. | life (life1186) | 81.08 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
| 11264. | ravi (sravi4701) | 81.08 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11265. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 81.08 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 11266. | gorf (masterboy77) | 81.07 | 97.5% | 2024-12-16 |
| 11267. | Kendrick (80central) | 81.07 | 99% | 2019-03-05 |
| 11268. | woogux (wgx9891) | 81.07 | 99% | 2019-06-17 |
| 11269. | Amir (amirhomayoun) | 81.07 | 98% | 2015-06-18 |
| 11270. | ant (ajwinch) | 81.06 | 96% | 2022-05-15 |
| 11271. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 81.06 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 11272. | YoGurt (yogurt026) | 81.05 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |