As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24603. | bhagath (bhagath501) | 43.14 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 24604. | Ark (ark333) | 43.13 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 24605. | 猪 (skygrass) | 43.13 | 95% | 2017-04-13 |
| 24606. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 43.11 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 24607. | fname (jodeapple) | 43.11 | 91% | 2016-05-12 |
| 24608. | JUN (junkeboi) | 43.09 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 24609. | nothn' (nonofyourbusiness) | 43.09 | 93% | 2016-07-05 |
| 24610. | zw (yzw1425353753) | 43.09 | 92% | 2015-06-08 |
| 24611. | Dude! (maximum_effort) | 43.08 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 24612. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 43.08 | 94% | 2018-01-28 |
| 24613. | px (xiaopx) | 43.07 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 24614. | Ian (zento_x) | 43.07 | 94.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24615. | Mohamed (abohend) | 43.06 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 24616. | Yash (yash_karan) | 43.05 | 90% | 2017-03-07 |
| 24617. | Donato (dmg5556) | 43.05 | 95% | 2018-01-25 |
| 24618. | Ben (benyoung) | 43.04 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 24619. | Pico (pico8) | 43.03 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
| 24620. | Wu (macawu) | 43.02 | 90% | 2015-05-07 |
| 24621. | fighting (fighting0304) | 43.01 | 92% | 2016-04-01 |
| 24622. | yousra (yousra234) | 43.00 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 24623. | Eric (ericniyigaba) | 42.97 | 86% | 2017-02-17 |
| 24624. | sw cherry (swcherry) | 42.97 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
| 24625. | Yahya (mystix_100) | 42.96 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 24626. | Zed (zed699) | 42.95 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 24627. | katrina mae (katrinamae_cru... | 42.93 | 89% | 2016-06-25 |
| 24628. | Microwave (jurre31) | 42.93 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 24629. | Raghupati (double_toned) | 42.90 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 24630. | rjey (rjey) | 42.89 | 95% | 2020-08-21 |
| 24631. | CND (judgemenot) | 42.89 | 90% | 2016-05-29 |
| 24632. | Javohir (javokhir003) | 42.88 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |