The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4986. | Fred (puzzle_maestro) | 100.51 | 96% | 2025-06-23 |
| 4987. | tech (thetechboy) | 100.51 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| 4988. | Themis (themicp) | 100.51 | 94% | 2015-10-25 |
| 4989. | paralelepipedo (paralelepip... | 100.50 | 99% | 2025-04-04 |
| 4990. | speed (druggedrice) | 100.50 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 4991. | David (peacehf123) | 100.50 | 98.5% | 2024-11-06 |
| 4992. | (nnas) | 100.50 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4993. | Nate (thatguyx) | 100.50 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4994. | (you) (anilo) | 100.49 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 4995. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 100.49 | 99% | 2020-08-04 |
| 4996. | Jason (jb33000) | 100.49 | 98% | 2013-08-14 |
| 4997. | poppingfinga (poppingfinga) | 100.48 | 98% | 2023-11-12 |
| 4998. | LB (man_onatree) | 100.48 | 99% | 2021-09-29 |
| 4999. | Stropheum (stropheum) | 100.48 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5000. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 100.47 | 98.8% | 2024-12-30 |
| 5001. | big (aboxofkleenex) | 100.47 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 5002. | Aidan (parfy) | 100.46 | 99% | 2024-12-10 |
| 5003. | Bob (pibb_) | 100.46 | 97.2% | 2024-01-19 |
| 5004. | Chi (348cdt21) | 100.46 | 99% | 2018-01-01 |
| 5005. | Inferno (mohmadrid0) | 100.45 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 5006. | Nima (eramthgin) | 100.44 | 98.8% | 2024-02-23 |
| 5007. | varun (varunaadeez) | 100.44 | 97% | 2016-08-30 |
| 5008. | Vinh (vista32493) | 100.43 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 5009. | kyuuji (kyuuji_) | 100.42 | 96% | 2025-05-12 |
| 5010. | Orblil (orblil) | 100.42 | 98.5% | 2024-04-23 |
| 5011. | littlephild (littlephild_) | 100.42 | 97% | 2016-01-07 |
| 5012. | Brian (tehpope) | 100.42 | 96% | 2016-07-25 |
| 5013. | AdamLAM (sirquicker) | 100.42 | 86% | 2014-02-03 |
| 5014. | DuongForeverAlone (sieunhan... | 100.41 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 5015. | Niuqaoj (niuqaoj_life) | 100.41 | 98.3% | 2024-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |