I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3602. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 108.38 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 3603. | 4pple (applesa0ce) | 108.37 | 96.8% | 2024-04-05 |
| 3604. | Luke (magzillas) | 108.37 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 3605. | Hahohe (hahohe3) | 108.37 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 3606. | ChickenMaster (chickenmaster1) | 108.37 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3607. | Nathan (nathanraw92) | 108.36 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 3608. | MonkeyKing (m0nkeyking) | 108.35 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| 3609. | Anahit (anachan17) | 108.34 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 3610. | Ibuka (ibukasei) | 108.33 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 3611. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 108.33 | 98% | 2025-09-04 |
| 3612. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 108.32 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 3613. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 108.32 | 99% | 2019-02-24 |
| 3614. | Kai (killdistortion) | 108.31 | 99% | 2023-09-03 |
| 3615. | Dean Stark (deanstark) | 108.31 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 3616. | 𝐱𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢... | 108.30 | 97.4% | 2025-01-05 |
| 3617. | Yet (yet1208) | 108.30 | 100% | 2023-04-03 |
| 3618. | Human (pianoe) | 108.29 | 97.7% | 2025-05-07 |
| 3619. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 108.29 | 98.7% | 2024-01-19 |
| 3620. | bass (fishing_for_bass) | 108.29 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 3621. | Michael (mercury28) | 108.28 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
| 3622. | uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex) | 108.27 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 3623. | αβουδ (douba) | 108.27 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3624. | Algen (algenhills) | 108.27 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 3625. | Sven (zeverit) | 108.27 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 3626. | Mad (bornzor) | 108.27 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3627. | Benjamin (benisthebest21) | 108.26 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 3628. | rusty (hilychee) | 108.25 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 3629. | widd (bigwidd) | 108.25 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3630. | Womfat (womfat) | 108.24 | 99% | 2025-05-13 |
| 3631. | Tom (gazi243) | 108.23 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |