I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2957. | Lur3t (lur3t) | 76.01 | 95.9% | 2024-09-28 |
| 2958. | Faith (faith99999) | 76.00 | 97% | 2025-07-30 |
| 2959. | opop (opop_popo) | 75.98 | 95.7% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2960. | Mery (mezfez) | 75.98 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2961. | Jay (jaypark9331) | 75.97 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 2962. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 75.96 | 98.1% | 2024-07-14 |
| 2963. | GojoisGojo (gojoisgojo) | 75.95 | 97.1% | 2025-02-02 |
| 2964. | soul (soulpark01) | 75.92 | 95% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2965. | ed72 (ed72) | 75.90 | 100% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2966. | gabral (gabral123) | 75.87 | 95% | 2024-01-10 |
| 2967. | Sagar (sagar37) | 75.83 | 97.3% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2968. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 75.82 | 95.9% | 2024-02-02 |
| 2969. | mercy (mercy_13) | 75.82 | 97% | 2025-10-04 |
| 2970. | neejer (shiloh_damien) | 75.81 | 95.5% | 2024-04-24 |
| 2971. | Draks (draks) | 75.81 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
| 2972. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 75.80 | 96% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2973. | Samit (piano_dolphine) | 75.78 | 95% | 2025-07-11 |
| 2974. | Jimmy (jimmyhimmy414) | 75.78 | 97.4% | 2024-04-24 |
| 2975. | NicTreb (senior_toto) | 75.78 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2976. | airberlin (airberlin1010) | 75.77 | 97.7% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2977. | durb (durbee) | 75.76 | 95% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2978. | Boris (xivid2) | 75.75 | 97% | 2024-12-16 |
| 2979. | International_Trout (intern... | 75.73 | 97% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2980. | asianxeggroll (asianxeggrolll) | 75.69 | 97.4% | 2025-06-01 |
| 2981. | dfdf (ererrew) | 75.68 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 2982. | Fezco (fezco_) | 75.65 | 97% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2983. | Aidan (bonelessperseverance) | 75.63 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 2984. | Derek (djw191) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2985. | Gambito (gambitodebabak) | 75.59 | 96% | 2025-09-06 |
| 2986. | Min (solidsteel) | 75.53 | 96.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |