The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8724. | Derrick (insublee) | 103.94 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 8725. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 103.94 | 99% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8726. | Lucas (belugabandit) | 103.94 | 94% | 2015-03-02 |
| 8727. | ∂ß (sheissuchababe) | 103.94 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
| 8728. | Hodge (hodgeweiner) | 103.93 | 100% | 2023-04-27 |
| 8729. | Quinn (shchekotiki) | 103.93 | 94% | 2015-08-15 |
| 8730. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 103.93 | 99% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8731. | Austin (alduawg17) | 103.93 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 8732. | Tree (aspect) | 103.93 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 8733. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 103.93 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
| 8734. | The Humbler (the_humbler) | 103.93 | 98% | 2013-04-24 |
| 8735. | Sandy (sanderlees) | 103.93 | 97% | 2015-02-25 |
| 8736. | Ryu (ryusong) | 103.92 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 8737. | Katie (kclark) | 103.92 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 8738. | Dan (devildub) | 103.92 | 95% | 2012-08-10 |
| 8739. | Luka (jomanji) | 103.92 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8740. | Alexandra (physiswift) | 103.91 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8741. | Spencer (55penst) | 103.91 | 94% | 2013-11-21 |
| 8742. | J (falsekrakk808) | 103.90 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8743. | a (oreo_os) | 103.90 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 8744. | Alan (alanfortlink) | 103.90 | 99% | 2018-09-02 |
| 8745. | Aayush (aayushd) | 103.89 | 99% | 2016-02-16 |
| 8746. | Ezekiel (ezfe) | 103.89 | 90% | 2016-07-23 |
| 8747. | bovey (boveyrj) | 103.89 | 94% | 2016-10-30 |
| 8748. | Reji (reji_10) | 103.89 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
| 8749. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 103.89 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 8750. | . (naxuda) | 103.88 | 92% | 2015-11-03 |
| 8751. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 103.88 | 97% | 2016-11-01 |
| 8752. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 103.88 | 95% | 2014-12-21 |
| 8753. | Justin (ch1naman) | 103.88 | 99% | 2012-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |