I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7304. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 97.35 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 7305. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 97.34 | 100% | 2018-09-15 |
| 7306. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 97.34 | 99% | 2020-05-09 |
| 7307. | Ole (hanole12) | 97.33 | 98% | 2024-03-03 |
| 7308. | giorgi (archangel2535) | 97.33 | 99% | 2022-02-13 |
| 7309. | Dim (workahol1c) | 97.32 | 99% | 2019-12-14 |
| 7310. | xd (palmate) | 97.32 | 98% | 2025-08-03 |
| 7311. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 97.32 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
| 7312. | Sriracha (saragrant) | 97.32 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 7313. | Ofito (ofito) | 97.32 | 98.2% | 2023-11-08 |
| 7314. | Zach (encasedthought) | 97.32 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 7315. | Beiko (beiko) | 97.31 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 7316. | Maverick (maverickblitz) | 97.31 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 7317. | Timothy (timothyp823) | 97.31 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 7318. | adamz (zhaanga09) | 97.30 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7319. | Noah (hvon) | 97.30 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 7320. | Skunk (musicsporks) | 97.29 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 7321. | TypeBot (phycer) | 97.29 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 7322. | Phan (daisukeee94) | 97.28 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 7323. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 97.28 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 7324. | Chris (mccptyping) | 97.28 | 99% | 2024-10-16 |
| 7325. | Shivam Rai (shivamrai162) | 97.28 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 7326. | Underscores4Fun (koskos) | 97.28 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 7327. | Iv (mittaniz) | 97.26 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 7328. | heythisistej (lucknumber8_alt) | 97.26 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 7329. | AK (alphakappa) | 97.26 | 98.2% | 2024-01-10 |
| 7330. | Justin (censoredgreen) | 97.26 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 7331. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 97.26 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 7332. | Michael (manbeck) | 97.26 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 7333. | Alfie (alfalfascouting) | 97.26 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |