I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7563. | bon (wthboms6) | 92.32 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 7564. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 92.32 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 7565. | willmtx (willmtx) | 92.31 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| 7566. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 92.31 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 7567. | pea (pbarakat) | 92.31 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 7568. | Kapa (kassyk) | 92.30 | 98.2% | 2024-01-19 |
| 7569. | Raymond (warfangx) | 92.30 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 7570. | Hatred (hatredz) | 92.30 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7571. | Jon (hinderbolt) | 92.30 | 87% | 2017-03-15 |
| 7572. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 92.29 | 99% | 2020-09-21 |
| 7573. | eggbread (eggbread) | 92.28 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 7574. | Loser (tiki1234) | 92.28 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 7575. | ren (agauaen) | 92.28 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7576. | Mark (msg0192) | 92.28 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 7577. | Jayfeather (jayfeather787) | 92.28 | 97% | 2024-02-03 |
| 7578. | aka49 (aka49) | 92.28 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 7579. | BupsterWavelength (bupsterw... | 92.27 | 97% | 2025-08-01 |
| 7580. | (andyjoekool) | 92.27 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 7581. | TypeBot (phycer) | 92.27 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 7582. | Skyler (skylrrr) | 92.27 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 7583. | Denis (russian153) | 92.27 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 7584. | garz (zerogarz) | 92.27 | 92% | 2016-01-05 |
| 7585. | bringbacktypewriters (bitte... | 92.26 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 7586. | Nicholas (galderin) | 92.26 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 7587. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 92.26 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 7588. | Tom (welestgw) | 92.25 | 95% | 2015-12-20 |
| 7589. | Elliot (elliotfi) | 92.24 | 89% | 2016-03-08 |
| 7590. | Sascha (sushy27) | 92.24 | 98% | 2024-10-27 |
| 7591. | Gianni (giannitrattore) | 92.24 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 7592. | OOoo... (kekokako) | 92.24 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |