It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3906. | Adi (adicyberg) | 62.48 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3907. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 62.47 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 3908. | Linsong (okininin) | 62.45 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3909. | Foolbar (foolbar) | 62.45 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3910. | Kittencatnip (kittencatnip) | 62.44 | 95% | 2019-09-13 |
| 3911. | Roman (snoozed) | 62.44 | 95% | 2018-08-08 |
| 3912. | jepeh (gore_juic3) | 62.44 | 96% | 2017-09-10 |
| 3913. | ADF (aldf) | 62.43 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 3914. | Me (orangejews) | 62.42 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 3915. | Gringo (igringo) | 62.42 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 3916. | Ethen (__ethen_03) | 62.41 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 3917. | Reidar (tillman1891) | 62.40 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3918. | Jonathan (jonathanthejelly) | 62.39 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
| 3919. | Harry (harpreetsingh005) | 62.39 | 96% | 2019-10-16 |
| 3920. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 62.39 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 3921. | Abhigyan (abhigyan7) | 62.37 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3922. | Tim (phuc131) | 62.35 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3923. | JC (jollibeech) | 62.33 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 3924. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 62.32 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 3925. | Brady (bradymoller) | 62.32 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3926. | Person (ali_666_) | 62.32 | 95% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3927. | Sun (sunflower61) | 62.32 | 96% | 2018-09-29 |
| 3928. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 62.31 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 3929. | Nam (shinemaster) | 62.28 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
| 3930. | tstats[tomek1337] (tomek1337) | 62.24 | 95% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3931. | Clay (clay10swag) | 62.23 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3932. | Reese (saturnino101) | 62.21 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 3933. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 62.21 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 3934. | Cade (cadeglenn) | 62.19 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3935. | TA (arorat13) | 62.19 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |