Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2148. | BiefBink (biefbink) | 84.17 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2149. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 84.14 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 2150. | Dan (yugurtz) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2151. | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dap... | 84.14 | 95% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2152. | Maybe (maybecow) | 84.14 | 99% | 2020-07-07 |
| 2153. | Olli (loppukilpailija) | 84.13 | 95% | 2020-06-19 |
| 2154. | iotiiivf (3v98hac8) | 84.13 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2155. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 84.12 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 2156. | Mykal (mykalg) | 84.11 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2157. | Anthony (antomi) | 84.11 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| 2158. | Matrix (ss005) | 84.09 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2159. | Daniel (neon95) | 84.08 | 99% | 2020-05-05 |
| 2160. | avirex92 (avirex92) | 84.08 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2161. | Pat (notthatfatpat) | 84.08 | 95% | 2020-02-06 |
| 2162. | Jem (jampr) | 84.06 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2163. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 84.05 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 2164. | Sebastien (mrseb) | 84.04 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 2165. | Arrax (phpbendel) | 84.04 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2166. | T^T (asylumchess) | 84.03 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 2167. | Declan (deccazz) | 84.03 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 2168. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 84.02 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2169. | boat (boatt) | 84.01 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2170. | phardsz (phardsz) | 83.99 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 2171. | Nick (nidzoni) | 83.96 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 2172. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 83.94 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 2173. | Gabriel (seratley) | 83.91 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
| 2174. | Jay (jperture) | 83.90 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2175. | Cameron (sebajun) | 83.89 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2176. | Min (minbighead) | 83.89 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2177. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 83.85 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |