I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14577. | Ceus (simply_ceus) | 77.65 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 14578. | Shawn (r3m3dy) | 77.65 | 96% | 2024-02-18 |
| 14579. | Bolaxe (bolaxe) | 77.64 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 14580. | oriks (oriks_25) | 77.64 | 98.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 14581. | mustbe (mustbearockstar) | 77.63 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 14582. | China (chinagundaraj) | 77.63 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 14583. | Paul (polpolpol) | 77.62 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 14584. | Liyu (jjjfgu) | 77.62 | 96% | 2025-07-10 |
| 14585. | yo (sadjamming) | 77.62 | 96% | 2024-06-30 |
| 14586. | Saul (sknifey) | 77.62 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 14587. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 77.62 | 99% | 2017-12-12 |
| 14588. | Zyzz (avdmp3) | 77.61 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 14589. | Ahpoo (ahpoo) | 77.61 | 95.6% | 2023-12-31 |
| 14590. | c (coolbaldman) | 77.61 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14591. | christian (wahing) | 77.61 | 90% | 2017-03-30 |
| 14592. | Cray (kweikwei) | 77.60 | 98% | 2022-04-09 |
| 14593. | Arrax (phpbendel) | 77.59 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 14594. | Nickeley (nickeley) | 77.59 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14595. | Jordan (jordanlangford) | 77.59 | 97.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14596. | aks (aksx) | 77.58 | 99% | 2018-06-20 |
| 14597. | Shadow (shadowreformed) | 77.58 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 14598. | Taylor James (trogers91) | 77.58 | 100% | 2019-03-05 |
| 14599. | Nickolai (headrush) | 77.57 | 97% | 2024-05-25 |
| 14600. | Himanshu (himanshupander) | 77.57 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 14601. | Lorenzo (leftovers1) | 77.57 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 14602. | Hola (harebrained) | 77.57 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 14603. | Grant (gboi881) | 77.56 | 97.2% | 2023-06-29 |
| 14604. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 77.56 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 14605. | smug (smugwise_the_brave) | 77.56 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 14606. | Bim (lazarbim) | 77.56 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |