I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11893. | Naboo (succexy) | 80.67 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 11894. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 80.67 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 11895. | ret (retiarius) | 80.67 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 11896. | ziveos (ziveos) | 80.67 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 11897. | Mark (emptyper) | 80.67 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 11898. | uwos (artuist) | 80.67 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 11899. | 8months 30-90+ WPM (hanzo123) | 80.66 | 95% | 2025-07-13 |
| 11900. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 80.66 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 11901. | Jeffrey (iyorn) | 80.66 | 99% | 2023-04-21 |
| 11902. | Daniel (fastsad) | 80.66 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 11903. | milo (oosamuoo01) | 80.65 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 11904. | see you dont bump his head ... | 80.65 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11905. | Sam (samix) | 80.65 | 95% | 2017-06-20 |
| 11906. | pls (pls_) | 80.65 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 11907. | Jithin (jithinrajputhooraan) | 80.64 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 11908. | Robin (adraqi) | 80.64 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 11909. | Arrax (phpbendel) | 80.63 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 11910. | Juan Carlos (jcgarfield) | 80.63 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 11911. | Qamar (qamar_krizlord) | 80.63 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 11912. | Alec (abahrami) | 80.63 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 11913. | Fart Noises (fart_noises) | 80.62 | 94.4% | 2024-10-03 |
| 11914. | Harry (mobpsycho) | 80.62 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 11915. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 80.62 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11916. | Molloch (molloch) | 80.62 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 11917. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 80.62 | 88% | 2017-02-21 |
| 11918. | Space (spacecarrot) | 80.61 | 99% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11919. | Orca (virtualorca) | 80.61 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 11920. | angie (kcmo) | 80.61 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 11921. | Zed (zihil) | 80.61 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11922. | Arjun (arjunpdl) | 80.60 | 98.7% | 2025-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |