I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9696. | Adam (miktmada) | 87.17 | 99% | 2025-01-18 |
| 9697. | Armando (bicochito) | 87.17 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9698. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 87.17 | 96.3% | 2024-08-12 |
| 9699. | Rearia (rearia) | 87.17 | 95% | 2017-08-13 |
| 9700. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 87.17 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 9701. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 87.16 | 94% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9702. | Jan (yentzeg) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9703. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 9704. | Susie (susieq22) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9705. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 87.15 | 99.5% | 2025-04-16 |
| 9706. | Simeon (skrtable) | 87.15 | 97.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 9707. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 87.15 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9708. | Saad (saad9766) | 87.14 | 97.1% | 2024-05-08 |
| 9709. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9710. | poqe8819 (poqe8819) | 87.13 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9711. | Paul (laule9) | 87.13 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9712. | summerdays (feelslikesummer) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 9713. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 87.12 | 95.6% | 2025-02-10 |
| 9714. | Soggy (soggydog) | 87.12 | 98.1% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9715. | Arthas (arthalich) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 9716. | Wind (windywind) | 87.12 | 96.9% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9717. | Speedflexer (speedflexer) | 87.12 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9718. | Mark (phoenixxix) | 87.12 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 9719. | sashaannmarcy (sashaannmarcy) | 87.10 | 97% | 2024-12-15 |
| 9720. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.10 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9721. | Ghrenix (ghrenix) | 87.10 | 94% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9722. | Mateus (k0walsk1) | 87.10 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 9723. | Ben (bendover_yuh) | 87.09 | 98% | 2024-09-23 |
| 9724. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 87.09 | 94.9% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9725. | kraken (pronto1) | 87.09 | 97.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |