So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15909. | tstats[logeenthlive] (logee... | 74.71 | 94% | 2019-04-24 |
| 15910. | Arikin (arikin) | 74.71 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 15911. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 74.71 | 93% | 2013-03-19 |
| 15912. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 74.71 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 15913. | Grigory (yaroslavtsev) | 74.71 | 97% | 2014-03-23 |
| 15914. | Philip (teardust) | 74.71 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 15915. | Maza (lordmaza) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 15916. | kd (kdrai007) | 74.70 | 96.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 15917. | Jason (pigglespd) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 15918. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15919. | AmStupid (punkendunken) | 74.70 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 15920. | oliver (oliverscythe) | 74.70 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 15921. | Numsi (numsi) | 74.70 | 94% | 2011-12-03 |
| 15922. | Wade (Dvorak) (wberrier_d) | 74.70 | 96% | 2014-01-02 |
| 15923. | Kevin (p0cketgod) | 74.70 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 15924. | emu (emu995) | 74.70 | 98% | 2012-03-21 |
| 15925. | Axis (axis222) | 74.69 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 15926. | ACIID (zaciid) | 74.69 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15927. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 15928. | T (phobosanomaly) | 74.69 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 15929. | chandra (sekhar_88) | 74.69 | 98% | 2016-02-03 |
| 15930. | Brodie (iambrodie) | 74.68 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 15931. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 74.68 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 15932. | Sanic (192378) | 74.68 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 15933. | Huy (spontaneousdragon) | 74.68 | 88% | 2016-10-21 |
| 15934. | Joey (092767) | 74.68 | 95% | 2016-12-24 |
| 15935. | Nara (nara_nara) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 15936. | Rohan (dragami) | 74.67 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 15937. | mohamed (oasis_66) | 74.67 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 15938. | Tore (tkvande) | 74.67 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |