The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23234. | Modern (modernc) | 71.06 | 95% | 2024-02-25 |
| 23235. | June (june_cool) | 71.06 | 96% | 2024-02-28 |
| 23236. | PoonDagger (bugchaps) | 71.06 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 23237. | Enzo (lobster_jesus) | 71.06 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 23238. | Chuck (chuckemre1998) | 71.06 | 97% | 2025-08-21 |
| 23239. | bean (meepingtaco) | 71.06 | 96.4% | 2023-11-16 |
| 23240. | Arman (armangh) | 71.06 | 92% | 2014-12-01 |
| 23241. | Patrick (pat23) | 71.06 | 96% | 2024-05-23 |
| 23242. | tuan.luu (chucphuc) | 71.06 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 23243. | johann (juski) | 71.06 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 23244. | rgnf (bodnarr) | 71.05 | 95% | 2025-08-05 |
| 23245. | Yasmine (gminorsmama) | 71.05 | 99% | 2025-04-06 |
| 23246. | slowpoke (cseslowpoke) | 71.05 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 23247. | Khassan (kheldebek) | 71.05 | 95% | 2021-05-31 |
| 23248. | radical (xradicalalien) | 71.05 | 94% | 2017-04-14 |
| 23249. | Paul (handel1) | 71.05 | 95% | 2013-05-29 |
| 23250. | Big Balla (dr_lafferty) | 71.04 | 97% | 2025-03-18 |
| 23251. | MINCER (mincer) | 71.04 | 95% | 2025-05-10 |
| 23252. | xhulio (lighting11) | 71.04 | 97.8% | 2024-10-24 |
| 23253. | WaddlyPenguin (waddlypenguin) | 71.04 | 96.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 23254. | Jez (jezmann) | 71.04 | 98% | 2025-08-09 |
| 23255. | Rick (bambinooo) | 71.04 | 88% | 2011-12-12 |
| 23256. | J (justmejm) | 71.04 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 23257. | Nikita (zubrailx) | 71.04 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 23258. | Jesse (bleedobsidian) | 71.04 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 23259. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 71.04 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 23260. | Phil (phll2) | 71.04 | 90% | 2015-01-14 |
| 23261. | John Roberts (akira_john) | 71.03 | 94% | 2025-03-13 |
| 23262. | qfrank26 (qfrank26) | 71.03 | 97% | 2024-01-31 |
| 23263. | yaw (powitsyaw) | 71.03 | 97.6% | 2024-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |