So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5116. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 98.57 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5117. | Pom (pomcuter) | 98.57 | 99% | 2023-07-26 |
| 5118. | Jay (jtyamada) | 98.57 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 5119. | Kevin (sayanghae) | 98.56 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5120. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 98.56 | 99% | 2018-01-24 |
| 5121. | Joe (fauntleroy42) | 98.56 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 5122. | kim (kim_1409) | 98.55 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5123. | Simon (qoull) | 98.55 | 96% | 2013-01-06 |
| 5124. | Martina (martinaon) | 98.55 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 5125. | James (wajes) | 98.54 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 5126. | Bleh (entropian) | 98.54 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 5127. | Matt (tokarth) | 98.54 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
| 5128. | Adrian (aeroplaneking) | 98.53 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5129. | Deiru (deiru) | 98.52 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 5130. | Edwin (edweezy) | 98.52 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
| 5131. | Never Refresh (neverrefresh) | 98.52 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 5132. | Siddhartha (sid_tiw) | 98.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 5133. | wilhelm (phlegmatic) | 98.51 | 100% | 2012-11-06 |
| 5134. | im vrey afst tbu my acuray ... | 98.50 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 5135. | Luna (omgitstheyang) | 98.50 | 98% | 2017-06-06 |
| 5136. | A (nebula) | 98.50 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 5137. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 98.49 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 5138. | edisonhussey (furox) | 98.49 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5139. | Lyeberry (redsquidz) | 98.49 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| 5140. | N W (niwore) | 98.48 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 5141. | Evan (evarlese13) | 98.48 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 5142. | Steve (srd93) | 98.48 | 99% | 2022-11-26 |
| 5143. | Baris (tlee119) | 98.48 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 5144. | Kyle (pickles3201) | 98.48 | 96% | 2023-09-30 |
| 5145. | Sp̦̽̄̂͘͜ a̵̡͆̂̓Ì... | 98.48 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |