The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13684. | RaceZilla (racezilla) | 82.44 | 94% | 2014-09-30 |
| 13685. | JudasCleric (judascleric) | 82.43 | 99% | 2013-02-04 |
| 13686. | Nicofcof (nicofcof) | 82.43 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 13687. | Derek (dths03) | 82.43 | 95% | 2011-11-26 |
| 13688. | Will (sinnful43) | 82.43 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
| 13689. | deutero (deutero) | 82.43 | 96% | 2011-08-16 |
| 13690. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 82.42 | 97.1% | 2023-06-26 |
| 13691. | Cache (cachemonet) | 82.42 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 13692. | Jimmyâ™” (wujt) | 82.42 | 94% | 2014-08-01 |
| 13693. | Weapon (subparnut) | 82.41 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 13694. | Free (just_free2318) | 82.41 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 13695. | Niklas (repent) | 82.41 | 96% | 2014-11-03 |
| 13696. | Regaining (amirpci) | 82.41 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 13697. | Emma (applepaii) | 82.41 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 13698. | Kevin (thedujin) | 82.41 | 94% | 2016-12-24 |
| 13699. | Stormy (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 82.41 | 94% | 2014-01-13 |
| 13700. | olololololol (pelel) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 13701. | hula (wasd1234) | 82.40 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13702. | hissi (hissi) | 82.40 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
| 13703. | go_fk (yourself_buddy) | 82.40 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 13704. | phinfinity (phinfinity) | 82.40 | 94% | 2014-01-11 |
| 13705. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 82.39 | 97.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13706. | nobuki77 (nobuki77) | 82.39 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 13707. | Michael (michaelboom) | 82.39 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 13708. | sir (zenzir) | 82.39 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 13709. | David (styrofoamboots) | 82.39 | 95% | 2012-03-24 |
| 13710. | Darren (darrencst) | 82.39 | 91% | 2013-07-19 |
| 13711. | Kylee (cheyna) | 82.39 | 94% | 2015-08-25 |
| 13712. | brick (mrstealyowaifu) | 82.38 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| 13713. | taro (doysid) | 82.38 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |