The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1776. | HD (thetruehd) | 131.91 | 97% | 2016-05-16 |
| 1777. | S (sestevens) | 131.91 | 99% | 2011-10-07 |
| 1778. | Jack (bandages) | 131.91 | 97% | 2015-07-17 |
| 1779. | Puerx (puerconiox) | 131.89 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 1780. | Brad (roboto) | 131.88 | 99% | 2013-04-13 |
| 1781. | June (paul1582) | 131.88 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 1782. | Fishermen Never Lie (fisher... | 131.88 | 99% | 2017-11-03 |
| 1783. | (^.~) (lolyourfunny) | 131.86 | 96% | 2012-01-30 |
| 1784. | MorrisonHotel (morrisonhotel) | 131.85 | 97% | 2014-02-12 |
| 1785. | real (realscav) | 131.82 | 97.5% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1786. | きせきのふる恋にお... | 131.81 | 99% | 2022-11-20 |
| 1787. | BupsterWavelength (bupsterw... | 131.81 | 99% | 2022-12-31 |
| 1788. | Keyboard Papi (aaron_livefit) | 131.80 | 93% | 2015-03-21 |
| 1789. | uguu~ (danbooru) | 131.80 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 1790. | (uber_pro) | 131.79 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 1791. | fsfsdfsdf (poseur) | 131.78 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 1792. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 131.77 | 100% | 2013-10-19 |
| 1793. | Max (philosophynerd) | 131.77 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 1794. | Ylf (ylfo) | 131.76 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 1795. | Joseph (josephz885) | 131.76 | 95% | 2014-10-08 |
| 1796. | Alex (alexrobertson) | 131.75 | 96% | 2015-01-28 |
| 1797. | yoog (yoog) | 131.73 | 96% | 2014-11-14 |
| 1798. | Fussell (donutjohn) | 131.72 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 1799. | Nick (nwkwok) | 131.72 | 98% | 2013-04-04 |
| 1800. | Sheng (shengalang) | 131.72 | 98% | 2015-01-15 |
| 1801. | David (nahob) | 131.71 | 97% | 2012-12-09 |
| 1802. | SaggiSponge (saggisponge) | 131.71 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 1803. | Lex (lexlucifer) | 131.71 | 98% | 2012-03-29 |
| 1804. | ibster (ibster) | 131.70 | 99% | 2022-12-10 |
| 1805. | Phire (phire) | 131.68 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |