So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32494. | Newton (newtondubey) | 46.72 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 32495. | song (songjing) | 46.70 | 97% | 2012-04-23 |
| 32496. | Kim (longoanh) | 46.70 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 32497. | marcish (marcish05) | 46.69 | 85% | 2013-01-03 |
| 32498. | Milney (yelp) | 46.69 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 32499. | abdul (abduljabbar) | 46.69 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 32500. | KG_92 (monkey_kg92) | 46.69 | 91% | 2011-06-11 |
| 32501. | keattipol (kinhkonh123) | 46.69 | 93% | 2012-07-07 |
| 32502. | Pee-On-Yee (peeonyee) | 46.69 | 89% | 2016-01-05 |
| 32503. | Andrew (amharder) | 46.68 | 92% | 2016-01-14 |
| 32504. | gatsby (batyousef) | 46.67 | 94% | 2021-06-29 |
| 32505. | jiji (jiji123) | 46.67 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 32506. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 46.67 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 32507. | utvietnguyen (utvietnguyen) | 46.67 | 92% | 2014-11-12 |
| 32508. | Akash (akashhh99) | 46.67 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 32509. | Binh (abyman) | 46.67 | 90% | 2011-09-26 |
| 32510. | Philip (philipcheny@gmail.com) | 46.66 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 32511. | Ragu (raguk2020) | 46.66 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 32512. | '_'--- (bilandrei154) | 46.66 | 94% | 2018-09-16 |
| 32513. | Abdelrahman (abelrahman) | 46.65 | 94% | 2023-04-02 |
| 32514. | Dmitriy (lovermann) | 46.65 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 32515. | Nando (nando17) | 46.65 | 94% | 2019-08-04 |
| 32516. | hemanth (tirupatihemanthkumar) | 46.65 | 91% | 2014-04-09 |
| 32517. | Surendra (5ur3ndr4) | 46.65 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 32518. | Nam (supergimper) | 46.64 | 96% | 2012-01-31 |
| 32519. | Simon (lefaun) | 46.64 | 96% | 2014-09-25 |
| 32520. | kashif (muhammadkashifjawed) | 46.63 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 32521. | asdf (blackbirdsigloo) | 46.63 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 32522. | Snoopy (snoop) | 46.63 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 32523. | JesusOnSteroid (cersertype) | 46.63 | 97% | 2015-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |