I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7812. | raphael (cba601) | 95.93 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 7813. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 95.93 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 7814. | Illicit (illicitfairs) | 95.92 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 7815. | Nikhil (quill_workman) | 95.92 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7816. | Bilbo (dalerasearl) | 95.91 | 99.4% | 2024-01-06 |
| 7817. | aorer (aorer) | 95.91 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 7818. | too_slow (tardpower) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 7819. | hunt and peck (atypicalguy) | 95.91 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 7820. | Skipper (skipperr) | 95.91 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 7821. | Sisyphus (thevermin) | 95.90 | 99% | 2024-12-12 |
| 7822. | Buppy (buppy212) | 95.90 | 98.8% | 2024-06-28 |
| 7823. | Atnatewos (atnatewos0814) | 95.90 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 7824. | Alan (phamtomguy) | 95.90 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 7825. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 95.90 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 7826. | uDaMe (whyiseveryusernameta... | 95.89 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 7827. | Veduv (jigachad) | 95.89 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 7828. | Catrina (autologically) | 95.88 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7829. | John (seaofnonsense) | 95.88 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 7830. | Elijah (xeumz) | 95.88 | 97.1% | 2023-06-02 |
| 7831. | Colin (8_wpm) | 95.88 | 99.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7832. | Philip (philip191) | 95.88 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7833. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 95.88 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7834. | Justin (kireign) | 95.87 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 7835. | (tpoblf) | 95.87 | 94% | 2017-06-17 |
| 7836. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 95.86 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 7837. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 95.86 | 97.6% | 2023-10-04 |
| 7838. | rngy (rngy) | 95.86 | 99% | 2017-07-28 |
| 7839. | Nik (iiirxs) | 95.86 | 98.2% | 2024-07-11 |
| 7840. | Sean (redcastle16) | 95.85 | 100% | 2025-06-13 |
| 7841. | Aibek (lifeisatreat1231) | 95.85 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |