As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16462. | Melissa (mel8402) | 69.57 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16463. | Danny (arbitori) | 69.57 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 16464. | Marco (castle190) | 69.57 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 16465. | nem (nem2k18) | 69.56 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 16466. | James (shadowjcw) | 69.56 | 96% | 2018-01-20 |
| 16467. | SuperMcShizzle (supermcshiz... | 69.56 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 16468. | cmi2008 (cmi_2008) | 69.55 | 95% | 2025-04-16 |
| 16469. | Nevetsy (ystev_n) | 69.55 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 16470. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 69.55 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 16471. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 69.55 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
| 16472. | Fire (fire_rice) | 69.55 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 16473. | Dimfred (dimfred) | 69.55 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16474. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 69.55 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 16475. | Viper (tomp2) | 69.55 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
| 16476. | Ard (typmeester) | 69.55 | 96% | 2015-09-13 |
| 16477. | tiglas (tiglas) | 69.55 | 96% | 2017-01-01 |
| 16478. | greendragons (greendragons) | 69.54 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 16479. | needo (needo) | 69.54 | 95% | 2023-07-18 |
| 16480. | φσ (phi_sigma) | 69.54 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 16481. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 69.54 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 16482. | Vong (vongolavwalker) | 69.53 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 16483. | Zuhair (zishraq) | 69.53 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 16484. | Platypus (_platypus) | 69.53 | 94% | 2017-05-04 |
| 16485. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 69.53 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 16486. | animax (animax1991) | 69.53 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
| 16487. | Lakshay (lakshay007) | 69.52 | 96.9% | 2024-07-23 |
| 16488. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 69.52 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 16489. | yuccai (yucca) | 69.52 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 16490. | a random person (william_03) | 69.52 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 16491. | Rou (rouu) | 69.51 | 95.5% | 2023-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |