If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3341. | Vovski (vovski) | 77.17 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 3342. | lockijazz (lockijazz) | 77.16 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 3343. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 77.15 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
| 3344. | Jason (epiking) | 77.12 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3345. | Irvin (irv05) | 77.09 | 97% | 2017-02-16 |
| 3346. | Jeff (jeff043) | 77.08 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 3347. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 3348. | イヴォ (natiiix) | 77.08 | 93% | 2017-05-20 |
| 3349. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3350. | boop (holloww) | 77.07 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 3351. | Nico (nicotheo101) | 77.06 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 3352. | goober (megumin00) | 77.06 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3353. | Nick (wizestwizard) | 77.04 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3354. | Tim (pacmeng) | 77.04 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 3355. | George (giorgos1) | 77.03 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3356. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 77.03 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 3357. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 77.02 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 3358. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 76.99 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 3359. | Hoonken (hoonken) | 76.99 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 3360. | ball$ (newtonapple) | 76.97 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 3361. | Jeff (rectangleboy) | 76.94 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3362. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 76.94 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
| 3363. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 76.93 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 3364. | John (necronon) | 76.91 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 3365. | Gianmarco (hotward) | 76.91 | 97% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3366. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 76.90 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 3367. | Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark) | 76.89 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3368. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 76.89 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 3369. | cj (mp7maniac) | 76.88 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 3370. | Rob (destructo91) | 76.88 | 94% | 2017-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |