I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9212. | Roy (royroyking) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9213. | swag (swagmaster881) | 92.04 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 9214. | doge (muchtypewow) | 92.04 | 91% | 2017-01-22 |
| 9215. | Neelie (neeliee) | 92.01 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9216. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 92.01 | 99.4% | 2023-12-24 |
| 9217. | Rasmus (sbares) | 92.01 | 97.7% | 2024-06-12 |
| 9218. | Nicholas (nicholas_68) | 92.01 | 95% | 2017-02-10 |
| 9219. | Khan (mani_khan) | 92.00 | 99.4% | 2024-04-26 |
| 9220. | Steven (boomkat) | 92.00 | 99% | 2020-07-20 |
| 9221. | Memat (memat) | 92.00 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 9222. | sarah (svpham9) | 91.99 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 9223. | Tim (tjson) | 91.99 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 9224. | Uder (uder) | 91.99 | 92% | 2017-05-07 |
| 9225. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 91.98 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 9226. | Nikola (shporet) | 91.98 | 99% | 2019-06-28 |
| 9227. | TatsumakiX (tatsumakix) | 91.98 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9228. | Petter (ph140) | 91.97 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9229. | fongof (fongof) | 91.97 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 9230. | (6kg_rat) | 91.96 | 97.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 9231. | BBTech19 (bbtech19) | 91.96 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 9232. | zerone (iamzerone) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9233. | oliver (sushiboyking) | 91.96 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9234. | Duxh (duxh) | 91.96 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 9235. | goofusdoofus (goofusdoofus) | 91.96 | 99.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9236. | duy (phanhuahuuduy) | 91.95 | 98.3% | 2024-01-19 |
| 9237. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 91.95 | 98.3% | 2024-10-03 |
| 9238. | Xenocide (xenocidepc) | 91.94 | 99% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9239. | Xon (xonroga) | 91.94 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9240. | Goudham (hamothy_) | 91.94 | 99% | 2020-03-12 |
| 9241. | Brody (yuumi) | 91.94 | 95.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |