I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14491. | Akash (jatavji_chammar) | 77.45 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 14492. | Chris (notchris117) | 77.45 | 95.1% | 2024-02-09 |
| 14493. | Cue (cuewitiwat) | 77.45 | 97.7% | 2024-04-10 |
| 14494. | wobba (wobba) | 77.45 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 14495. | Hal (goscinny2) | 77.45 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 14496. | Josh (fiyer) | 77.44 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 14497. | Kathy (kathy_starfire) | 77.44 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 14498. | Ameen (ameen_a21) | 77.44 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 14499. | Aliff (aliffhakimi) | 77.44 | 95% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14500. | Dean (biollama112) | 77.44 | 95% | 2017-11-26 |
| 14501. | jhollister (jhollister) | 77.44 | 99% | 2018-01-18 |
| 14502. | Appetizers (teacher_typer) | 77.43 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 14503. | rongquan (rongquan) | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 14504. | Kyle (duncmancan) | 77.43 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 14505. | Shayan (shayanp) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 14506. | mayank (dids6121) | 77.43 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 14507. | Caltos (caltos_virnam) | 77.42 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 14508. | rmac (rmacthewack) | 77.42 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 14509. | femonemonemo (femonemo) | 77.42 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 14510. | Peter Peter (peterpeterpete... | 77.42 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 14511. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 77.42 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 14512. | Mister Type Masta (wackospike) | 77.41 | 96.1% | 2024-11-08 |
| 14513. | g (gkonti) | 77.41 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 14514. | John (johnlo29) | 77.39 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 14515. | Nathaniel (scryo) | 77.39 | 100% | 2021-02-27 |
| 14516. | tnptop (tgknight) | 77.39 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 14517. | Blake (skidaddle) | 77.39 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 14518. | Michael (michaelleestuy) | 77.38 | 97% | 2024-05-24 |
| 14519. | lynn (lynnsweetspineda) | 77.38 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 14520. | Dominus (dominuslucifer) | 77.38 | 87% | 2017-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |