As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8447. | James (hamsterterd) | 86.83 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 8448. | Melodious Mel (melodiousmel) | 86.82 | 98% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8449. | Ian (iaaannn) | 86.82 | 96.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8450. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 86.82 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 8451. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 86.82 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8452. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 86.82 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8453. | Daylen (nullspace) | 86.82 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8454. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 86.82 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
| 8455. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 86.81 | 96% | 2024-07-03 |
| 8456. | Michael (javamorris) | 86.81 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 8457. | ohayou (ohayou) | 86.81 | 92% | 2015-05-16 |
| 8458. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 86.81 | 95% | 2016-08-30 |
| 8459. | Irin (nigirisushi) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 8460. | Paul (phlap) | 86.80 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 8461. | Lulu (lulu_latte) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 8462. | Markus (mkh90) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 8463. | Alec (lcpckp) | 86.79 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
| 8464. | Jacob (peterjacob) | 86.79 | 97.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8465. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 86.79 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 8466. | Arthur (lelface) | 86.79 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8467. | Hai (haiphan) | 86.79 | 97% | 2024-08-28 |
| 8468. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 86.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8469. | Porky (porkyyy) | 86.79 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 8470. | King (kingtanky) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 8471. | Justin (feryll) | 86.79 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
| 8472. | Jesus (yeetusdeletus420) | 86.78 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8473. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 86.78 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
| 8474. | tak power (langsungg) | 86.78 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8475. | sleeang (sleeang) | 86.77 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8476. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 86.77 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |