As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16846. | javed (javed9) | 67.09 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
16847. | Kevin (kevin_zhang) | 67.09 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
16848. | AnnAnn (luckyanthonyan) | 67.09 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
16849. | Alexander (solchild) | 67.09 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
16850. | NekokeN (hr47) | 67.09 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
16851. | ktt kang v3 (_rrottingg_) | 67.08 | 93% | 2022-01-28 |
16852. | Asterios (jetmeestard) | 67.08 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
16853. | ariel (44tech_) | 67.08 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
16854. | Sayee (xenonxe) | 67.08 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
16855. | Cuong (thecuongtheieu) | 67.08 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
16856. | Hanchy (hanchyguy) | 67.08 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
16857. | Winston (winstonearnest) | 67.07 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
16858. | Amit (amitkarmakar13) | 67.07 | 86% | 2016-04-04 |
16859. | Shawn (shawtyper) | 67.07 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
16860. | ChengYue (dongchengyue) | 67.07 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
16861. | x (xyzxyz) | 67.07 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
16862. | peter (peterfan) | 67.06 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
16863. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 67.06 | 100% | 2018-03-06 |
16864. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 67.06 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
16865. | maia (maiaau) | 67.05 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
16866. | Daphne (trippyonions) | 67.05 | 96% | 2024-09-28 |
16867. | Paulius (konstruktorius) | 67.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
16868. | Mighty (min111) | 67.05 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
16869. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 67.05 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
16870. | Ben (bmoran) | 67.04 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
16871. | Trevor (tfresh) | 67.04 | 95% | 2024-06-28 |
16872. | Arr (arrfuu) | 67.04 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
16873. | Kat (rnkea28) | 67.04 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
16874. | Steve (maltrongeek) | 67.04 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
16875. | Mohit (zarthon) | 67.03 | 90% | 2015-05-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |