The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30676. | Dark (nazmul_7) | 49.89 | 92% | 2017-03-25 |
| 30677. | (aceojack) | 49.88 | 94% | 2017-12-29 |
| 30678. | (yaros) | 49.87 | 93% | 2021-02-09 |
| 30679. | (gingerp) | 49.86 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 30680. | iwa (iwa_joe) | 49.85 | 92% | 2012-12-20 |
| 30681. | (077966761) | 49.84 | 91% | 2016-02-12 |
| 30682. | David (davidmanjarrez) | 49.84 | 91% | 2016-02-21 |
| 30683. | (alexandrea27) | 49.83 | 87% | 2014-01-24 |
| 30684. | (mike1) | 49.83 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 30685. | (midi_1069) | 49.83 | 93% | 2013-01-23 |
| 30686. | Tejas (tejastaori) | 49.82 | 91% | 2011-11-14 |
| 30687. | (0111) | 49.82 | 83% | 2011-07-11 |
| 30688. | (mahesh5895) | 49.80 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 30689. | physicst (skr90) | 49.80 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 30690. | (keokofelix) | 49.79 | 92% | 2020-09-08 |
| 30691. | (mohit_sk143) | 49.79 | 92% | 2014-01-29 |
| 30692. | (wndnjs4389) | 49.78 | 93% | 2021-04-30 |
| 30693. | (petercommand) | 49.78 | 93% | 2012-07-29 |
| 30694. | Subham (popun) | 49.77 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 30695. | (rice_haha_) | 49.77 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
| 30696. | Kudo (kudospade69) | 49.76 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 30697. | (alphateron) | 49.76 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
| 30698. | Met (itsimane) | 49.75 | 92% | 2021-03-05 |
| 30699. | (zach5678) | 49.75 | 92% | 2016-10-27 |
| 30700. | I_m_a_fish (rahul_81) | 49.74 | 94% | 2023-01-30 |
| 30701. | (hackder) | 49.74 | 94.3% | 2023-08-05 |
| 30702. | (andyhero) | 49.74 | 91% | 2016-10-15 |
| 30703. | Richard (bemuser) | 49.73 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 30704. | (ljs765) | 49.73 | 92% | 2016-05-08 |
| 30705. | drex (disclaimer37) | 49.73 | 95% | 2011-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |