So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27622. | Krish (ninjakrish) | 55.89 | 93% | 2019-03-04 |
| 27623. | FStan (1024514) | 55.89 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 27624. | ryandi (ryandi) | 55.89 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 27625. | bleh (dan1ce) | 55.88 | 95% | 2021-07-01 |
| 27626. | Deep (deepnguyen) | 55.88 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 27627. | Elijah (nom3rcy1) | 55.88 | 90% | 2017-04-13 |
| 27628. | Nasir (nasir1) | 55.88 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 27629. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 55.88 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 27630. | Edward (venom06) | 55.88 | 95% | 2018-07-25 |
| 27631. | Nguyen (ngamykaka) | 55.88 | 91% | 2012-09-06 |
| 27632. | Jiten (jieten) | 55.88 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
| 27633. | Darren Yep (darrenyep) | 55.88 | 93% | 2011-05-04 |
| 27634. | n0 (doo1222) | 55.87 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 27635. | Raphael (crazydrmad) | 55.87 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 27636. | rawwell (rawwell) | 55.87 | 89% | 2014-02-16 |
| 27637. | tuyen (mossad) | 55.87 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 27638. | peso (peso2groovy) | 55.86 | 94% | 2023-09-25 |
| 27639. | Mo (unlucky_memer) | 55.86 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27640. | Shivaraj (turing1729) | 55.86 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 27641. | mikolaj (mikus08) | 55.86 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
| 27642. | Shlomo (ystwerski) | 55.86 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 27643. | Hoa (hoahehe) | 55.86 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 27644. | serge (_fisher) | 55.86 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 27645. | Santiago (santiago14) | 55.86 | 93% | 2013-05-03 |
| 27646. | Beatles (beatles1976) | 55.86 | 93% | 2017-06-02 |
| 27647. | Grammy (pyrex) | 55.86 | 98% | 2016-04-01 |
| 27648. | hs (hakanserce) | 55.86 | 93% | 2017-05-23 |
| 27649. | nam (truongnam1996) | 55.85 | 95% | 2016-06-28 |
| 27650. | Faisal (icalhalim) | 55.85 | 95% | 2013-06-04 |
| 27651. | vikas (vikas17) | 55.85 | 92% | 2013-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |