I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13213. | Valip (vapan25) | 78.94 | 89% | 2016-02-19 |
| 13214. | Andreas (oxbow) | 78.94 | 97% | 2016-04-29 |
| 13215. | MrPatuti (misterpatuti) | 78.93 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13216. | Adam (cerealbox42) | 78.93 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 13217. | Player2000 (giannissapo) | 78.92 | 97% | 2025-01-10 |
| 13218. | Dragan (sfsgagi) | 78.92 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 13219. | Franklin (fpstone) | 78.92 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 13220. | Erik (erikletendre) | 78.92 | 95% | 2016-10-24 |
| 13221. | Skt (sktboi) | 78.92 | 91% | 2015-06-30 |
| 13222. | RIP Reckful (demmmskillz) | 78.91 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 13223. | gm (lovejoy2) | 78.91 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
| 13224. | Omar (om17) | 78.91 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
| 13225. | Ethan (ethan_types) | 78.90 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 13226. | Alex (alexisstillalive) | 78.90 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 13227. | Shawn (shawnyw) | 78.90 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 13228. | Flare (flareyt) | 78.90 | 89% | 2016-12-24 |
| 13229. | Jayden (jclee123) | 78.88 | 94% | 2022-12-14 |
| 13230. | Akshat (kim375) | 78.88 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 13231. | Jhadhz (perplexor) | 78.88 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 13232. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 78.88 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 13233. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 78.88 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 13234. | K (lightfalls) | 78.88 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 13235. | Blackhat (lifehacker1) | 78.87 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 13236. | tori (emveete) | 78.87 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13237. | Ace (bond_jamesbond1) | 78.87 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 13238. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 78.87 | 96.6% | 2024-05-28 |
| 13239. | Leo (lemonz) | 78.87 | 93% | 2015-12-15 |
| 13240. | ThatGuy (thatguy135) | 78.87 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 13241. | akashah (type_akashah) | 78.86 | 98% | 2024-06-21 |
| 13242. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 78.86 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |