So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31674. | kasra (kasra44) | 50.01 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 31675. | benflash (benflash) | 50.01 | 90% | 2012-06-29 |
| 31676. | wenjie (wenjie) | 50.01 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 31677. | Will (wbarlo21) | 50.01 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 31678. | Sang (nhs89) | 50.01 | 96% | 2012-01-25 |
| 31679. | Bob (benjiboy970) | 50.00 | 90% | 2016-09-12 |
| 31680. | Leah V. (suukobi) | 50.00 | 95% | 2023-06-04 |
| 31681. | Alan (alan871125) | 50.00 | 94% | 2022-11-24 |
| 31682. | Mr. Google (mrgoogle) | 50.00 | 97% | 2012-06-01 |
| 31683. | ꟷ╲⎝⧹ W ⧸⎠╱ꟷ... | 50.00 | 93% | 2016-11-22 |
| 31684. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 49.99 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 31685. | twentypeak (twentypeak) | 49.99 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 31686. | Cheah (bilem) | 49.98 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 31687. | Vipin (vipink) | 49.98 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 31688. | Kiang (dodadoa) | 49.98 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 31689. | Anatoly (anatolix2008) | 49.98 | 91% | 2012-07-06 |
| 31690. | Luna (heyimluna) | 49.97 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 31691. | Sneha (sneha_1610) | 49.97 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 31692. | perm (perm_typeracer) | 49.97 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 31693. | TheOne (mister00anonymous) | 49.97 | 89% | 2014-03-22 |
| 31694. | Bronte (bronte_geyer) | 49.96 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 31695. | Bright (bright) | 49.96 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 31696. | ♥ ❤ ♥ (blazingeye) | 49.96 | 88% | 2012-04-25 |
| 31697. | technobok (technobok) | 49.96 | 93% | 2012-06-05 |
| 31698. | SAN (san1102) | 49.96 | 92% | 2017-05-24 |
| 31699. | Pamphile (pamphile) | 49.96 | 94% | 2015-11-30 |
| 31700. | Rahul (rahulp321) | 49.95 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 31701. | li (lilya) | 49.95 | 94% | 2014-01-06 |
| 31702. | Jonathan (jonapedia) | 49.95 | 81% | 2011-10-08 |
| 31703. | thasnh (thasnh) | 49.94 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |