Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
351 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4955. | William (williamlukz) | 54.92 | 96% | 2020-03-29 |
| 4956. | Piotr (piotros) | 54.91 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 4957. | enmum (enmum) | 54.91 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4958. | Nate (ricecakesss) | 54.89 | 93% | 2020-12-07 |
| 4959. | itypeforbyron (remez) | 54.88 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4960. | Abe (abe_mustang) | 54.86 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4961. | Nathan (nate_th3_gre4t) | 54.85 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 4962. | Sharow (shahr) | 54.85 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 4963. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 54.84 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4964. | Mazen (faster_than_a_bullet) | 54.84 | 93% | 2019-04-28 |
| 4965. | cd7ca2bb (pleazy) | 54.84 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4966. | Device (device46) | 54.84 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 4967. | Sona (sonaa) | 54.83 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4968. | Scalbi (scalbi47yrsold) | 54.81 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 4969. | danijel (psy1) | 54.80 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 4970. | Corwin (corwin) | 54.80 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 4971. | Anand (perlaanand) | 54.79 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 4972. | Hugh (gbush2000) | 54.78 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4973. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 54.78 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4974. | Kramen (kramen) | 54.77 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 4975. | cLone (kirina) | 54.77 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4976. | Bachiri (bachiri) | 54.77 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 4977. | wgxxgw (wgxxgw) | 54.77 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 4978. | Cade (cadelanktree) | 54.76 | 95% | 2020-08-07 |
| 4979. | Egnar (egnar) | 54.76 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 4980. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 54.72 | 95% | 2020-02-29 |
| 4981. | Eric (yuurrrrr) | 54.71 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4982. | Dan (dansheme) | 54.71 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 4983. | Chinwendu (quickey_1) | 54.70 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 4984. | sothea (sothea9) | 54.69 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |