So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11768. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 82.12 | 87% | 2014-08-10 |
| 11769. | pap (papasi) | 82.12 | 99% | 2013-09-16 |
| 11770. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 82.12 | 97% | 2013-11-22 |
| 11771. | Doom's Day (2032) | 82.12 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
| 11772. | uwu (mr_mint) | 82.11 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 11773. | Baxtiyor (iotype) | 82.11 | 95% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11774. | Erik (ezhou21) | 82.11 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 11775. | Corey (corstar97) | 82.11 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 11776. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 82.11 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 11777. | Jana (toothpik88) | 82.10 | 95% | 2013-01-05 |
| 11778. | electric (tazerling01) | 82.10 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 11779. | JP (freshlumpia) | 82.10 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 11780. | Long (wesleylong) | 82.10 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11781. | chillaxing (rangetsu) | 82.10 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 11782. | Kevin (kpkp) | 82.10 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 11783. | Jason (jasonsan) | 82.10 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 11784. | AngryBacon (angrybacon) | 82.09 | 91% | 2013-04-18 |
| 11785. | Hillistine (hillistine) | 82.09 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 11786. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 82.09 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 11787. | Gustavo da Cruz (gustavodac... | 82.09 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 11788. | Naifis (perfecterror) | 82.09 | 97% | 2011-06-13 |
| 11789. | Kai (ken_d) | 82.08 | 97.5% | 2023-08-12 |
| 11790. | Greg (razrcrest) | 82.08 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11791. | Dickson (kldho2) | 82.08 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 11792. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 82.08 | 98% | 2014-10-20 |
| 11793. | Mitchell (mrfreeze) | 82.08 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11794. | Yousolo (yousolo) | 82.07 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 11795. | Saphrog (saphrog) | 82.07 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11796. | Abhinav (ab7_z) | 82.07 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 11797. | Art (artkhl) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |