I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3813. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 105.04 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 3814. | Malissa (malissa07) | 105.03 | 96.9% | 2024-05-28 |
| 3815. | Brian (bnguyen9190) | 105.03 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 3816. | G7ter1 (g7ter1) | 105.03 | 96% | 2023-12-29 |
| 3817. | Nano (nanohezna) | 105.03 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 3818. | ppun (ppun) | 105.02 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 3819. | mariah (serialfriend) | 105.01 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 3820. | Jimbo (bananza_fan) | 105.01 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3821. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 105.00 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 3822. | poopy (caliphron) | 104.99 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 3823. | roasted boba (leoscarr) | 104.99 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
| 3824. | Boom (moeroach) | 104.99 | 99% | 2020-05-21 |
| 3825. | Connor (craposo7) | 104.99 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 3826. | siri (sag339) | 104.99 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 3827. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 104.98 | 97% | 2025-07-09 |
| 3828. | Djem (djem) | 104.98 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 3829. | Me (perfectaim) | 104.97 | 99% | 2019-04-05 |
| 3830. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 104.97 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 3831. | Vendain (vendain) | 104.97 | 96% | 2015-07-20 |
| 3832. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 104.96 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 3833. | aeromex (aeromex) | 104.95 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3834. | on earth, as it is in heave... | 104.95 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 3835. | Atomik (atomikality) | 104.95 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 3836. | avery (stridersword) | 104.94 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 3837. | The (the_bat100) | 104.94 | 98.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 3838. | Sadi (kandeemusic) | 104.94 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 3839. | Murk (marchell0) | 104.94 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 3840. | gavinc (klontz) | 104.94 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 3841. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 104.94 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3842. | Fried (frieddust) | 104.94 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |