As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6395. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 93.08 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
| 6396. | Colin (c2young) | 93.07 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 6397. | Kai (gigadelic) | 93.07 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 6398. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 93.07 | 90% | 2015-12-09 |
| 6399. | Matthew (linkofeare) | 93.06 | 91% | 2015-05-12 |
| 6400. | Brandon (saosin) | 93.06 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 6401. | Kebab (durum_kebab) | 93.06 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 6402. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 93.06 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
| 6403. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 93.05 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 6404. | Nico (ookami3) | 93.05 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| 6405. | Samuel (candiru) | 93.05 | 96% | 2015-12-20 |
| 6406. | Salted (salted_mangoes) | 93.04 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
| 6407. | Fluoride Action Network (nize) | 93.04 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
| 6408. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 93.04 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 6409. | :) (jjz03) | 93.04 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 6410. | James (jmather1) | 93.03 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 6411. | 量子男子 (perapera2002) | 93.01 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 6412. | Mitchell (datasnaek) | 93.01 | 99% | 2023-06-08 |
| 6413. | Michael (michaelsni97) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 6414. | Byron (byrontan) | 93.01 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6415. | Anthony (an1hony) | 93.01 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 6416. | Mannered Youth (mannered_yo... | 93.00 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 6417. | Cris (schmidtolini) | 93.00 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 6418. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 93.00 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 6419. | King (kingthiccness) | 93.00 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 6420. | Marko (alchemist1) | 93.00 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 6421. | Fons (fonsie89) | 92.99 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 6422. | Zach (malkyie) | 92.99 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 6423. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 92.99 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 6424. | horus (horus44) | 92.99 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |