As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10971. | Jona (jona8850) | 81.25 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 10972. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 81.24 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10973. | User (redytedy) | 81.24 | 97% | 2015-06-25 |
| 10974. | Annabelle (anuhbell) | 81.24 | 98% | 2015-10-04 |
| 10975. | ohare (ohare) | 81.23 | 96% | 2024-12-06 |
| 10976. | Yakov (yakovdabeast) | 81.23 | 95% | 2024-04-11 |
| 10977. | Kelfino (kelfino) | 81.23 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 10978. | Be (be_wise) | 81.23 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| 10979. | Bryan (bkjin01) | 81.23 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 10980. | prometheus (prometheus00) | 81.22 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 10981. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 81.22 | 94.8% | 2023-08-26 |
| 10982. | Tom Lukas (gbjerke) | 81.22 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10983. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 81.22 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 10984. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 81.22 | 97% | 2025-03-22 |
| 10985. | szarvas (nomenestomen) | 81.22 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 10986. | Noe (noe7) | 81.22 | 98% | 2016-04-19 |
| 10987. | Kutsy057 (kutsy057) | 81.21 | 96.9% | 2025-01-21 |
| 10988. | Zac (zacmuturi) | 81.21 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 10989. | Bobby (bobbbbbbby) | 81.21 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 10990. | Leon (halo624) | 81.21 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 10991. | E (evan_30) | 81.21 | 97.3% | 2024-10-03 |
| 10992. | Ryan (goldshark33) | 81.21 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 10993. | cykland (cykland) | 81.21 | 89% | 2017-02-14 |
| 10994. | Pepe (pepengcute@gmail.com) | 81.21 | 94% | 2015-07-30 |
| 10995. | Steveee (stephenomenon21) | 81.20 | 99% | 2018-05-31 |
| 10996. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 81.20 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 10997. | Neb (cyanidetoast) | 81.20 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 10998. | (aninactive) | 81.20 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 10999. | mura (murabito45) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11000. | iban (ibanism) | 81.19 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |