And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15293. | ILoveSelly (mkim236) | 87.47 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 15294. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 87.47 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 15295. | Tacos! (ihearttacos) | 87.47 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 15296. | Lightning (nirajp) | 87.46 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 15297. | shreyas (shreyas) | 87.46 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 15298. | person (person_900) | 87.46 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 15299. | Paul (phlap) | 87.46 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 15300. | get_pip3d (wwerner11) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 15301. | Ivan (vanishonko) | 87.46 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 15302. | ay (aylmaotype) | 87.46 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 15303. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 87.46 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15304. | Max (mxmsk) | 87.46 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 15305. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 87.46 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 15306. | Marc (metanoia2125) | 87.46 | 99% | 2014-12-24 |
| 15307. | La1ka (laikan) | 87.46 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 15308. | max (mxgo) | 87.46 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15309. | Anshul (anshul_x) | 87.45 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 15310. | Pepe (pepengcute@gmail.com) | 87.45 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| 15311. | Lê Ngô (lengochi) | 87.45 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 15312. | wharup (wharup) | 87.45 | 99% | 2013-11-06 |
| 15313. | D (chubbieveggie) | 87.45 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 15314. | Sparacello (krunchykrunch) | 87.44 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 15315. | mtz (domenicodf) | 87.44 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 15316. | yoby (yoby55) | 87.44 | 97% | 2012-01-31 |
| 15317. | nick (miip) | 87.44 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 15318. | Stephen Megos (smegos95) | 87.43 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 15319. | 체리키 (typeracerkor) | 87.43 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 15320. | adf (pakemania) | 87.43 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 15321. | wingman41 (wingman41) | 87.43 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 15322. | Jeremy (flickyklicky) | 87.43 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |