Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8920. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 88.35 | 100% | 2021-06-04 |
| 8921. | Danny (dannyboythezombie) | 88.35 | 92% | 2013-04-15 |
| 8922. | me me (buttmonkeyyt) | 88.35 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8923. | Asad (don_t) | 88.35 | 96% | 2015-02-19 |
| 8924. | Jess (jessmware) | 88.35 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 8925. | John (jaifire) | 88.35 | 97% | 2012-05-16 |
| 8926. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 88.35 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 8927. | Tobias (laaaveri) | 88.35 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 8928. | aaa (jackedgar) | 88.35 | 97% | 2014-10-21 |
| 8929. | Daniel (h2opolosda) | 88.35 | 93% | 2013-09-05 |
| 8930. | fanatic (rijulbidhan) | 88.34 | 99% | 2021-03-18 |
| 8931. | Moy (moy280) | 88.34 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 8932. | Basar (bsrykt) | 88.34 | 97% | 2012-12-07 |
| 8933. | Harambe (mrfebie21) | 88.34 | 93% | 2016-01-08 |
| 8934. | Anon (lamb) | 88.34 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 8935. | Douglas (douglassegatto) | 88.34 | 92% | 2012-12-18 |
| 8936. | Ling (penguinobeano) | 88.33 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 8937. | jeremyWINZ (jeremiah_munguia) | 88.33 | 98% | 2016-12-11 |
| 8938. | ariel (arielsoko) | 88.33 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 8939. | Lacey (raceybaxter) | 88.33 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 8940. | Emmy (emmanuelle29) | 88.33 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 8941. | Cameron (cameroniup) | 88.32 | 91% | 2014-06-24 |
| 8942. | Rami (d4rk_r4m1) | 88.32 | 97.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 8943. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 88.32 | 98.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8944. | Ted [Dvorak] (tedm) | 88.32 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 8945. | Jayde (monhare) | 88.31 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 8946. | Angelo (gc_aim) | 88.31 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 8947. | L (yogoda) | 88.31 | 93% | 2013-06-01 |
| 8948. | Bernie (bernie557) | 88.31 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8949. | Magnus (magicbane) | 88.31 | 93% | 2016-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |