So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4692. | Dan (ramadanl) | 100.21 | 97% | 2012-11-06 |
| 4693. | asdf (shrug) | 100.21 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
| 4694. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 100.20 | 97.1% | 2023-05-31 |
| 4695. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 100.20 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 4696. | adamski (adast1337) | 100.20 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 4697. | Ed (edhawks) | 100.20 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
| 4698. | Seb (stwice) | 100.20 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 4699. | asd (thehommus) | 100.19 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 4700. | Phoenix (phoenixwolfer) | 100.19 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 4701. | cheryyyyy (cheryyyyy) | 100.19 | 99% | 2022-03-29 |
| 4702. | Nick (nick_lowe01) | 100.19 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 4703. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 100.19 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 4704. | Jon (jonboi) | 100.18 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 4705. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 100.18 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 4706. | tstats[massive_man4] (massi... | 100.18 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 4707. | Ryosuke (saryou) | 100.18 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
| 4708. | Renat (rem132) | 100.17 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 4709. | Eddie (pelosm) | 100.17 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 4710. | Kristen (liangk1) | 100.17 | 84% | 2016-06-03 |
| 4711. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 100.16 | 98.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 4712. | Joe (joegnu) | 100.16 | 98% | 2013-04-08 |
| 4713. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 100.16 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 4714. | Sinfullx (sinfullx) | 100.16 | 94% | 2012-04-19 |
| 4715. | bazzinga (coimbra) | 100.16 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 4716. | Eric (enam0005) | 100.15 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 4717. | Rong Liew (springbaron) | 100.15 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4718. | Rimantas (rimsiakas) | 100.14 | 97.7% | 2023-09-29 |
| 4719. | Ron (rodision) | 100.14 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 4720. | Frank (omni) | 100.14 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 4721. | Joshie (joshie_woshie) | 100.13 | 93% | 2015-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |