As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9943. | Ryan (clever986) | 83.80 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
| 9944. | Rabih (rabih_alhousein) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 9945. | Ali (aloche) | 83.79 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 9946. | yousef (yousef_badr23) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 9947. | shouldBeStudying (wolfrem) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9948. | David (chronic_cross) | 83.79 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9949. | New129 (new129) | 83.79 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 9950. | Gabe (gyam) | 83.78 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 9951. | henrik (younggunnawunna) | 83.78 | 97.1% | 2023-10-18 |
| 9952. | Infinity (infinitymtg) | 83.78 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9953. | Chuck (ldschuck) | 83.78 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 9954. | pacmansghost (pacmansghost) | 83.78 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 9955. | Paul (jocknetstone) | 83.77 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 9956. | Dang (namanhboi) | 83.77 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 9957. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 83.77 | 97.4% | 2023-07-31 |
| 9958. | David (dtnero) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9959. | Mark (pekkar) | 83.76 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 9960. | Sterling Wolf (sterlingwolf) | 83.76 | 99% | 2024-07-15 |
| 9961. | JAMES (eaglibrium_tt) | 83.76 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 9962. | Taylor (gmk60) | 83.76 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 9963. | bird (birdron13) | 83.76 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 9964. | Conrad (conradl) | 83.76 | 97% | 2016-10-10 |
| 9965. | Narek (ngwallace) | 83.76 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 9966. | neno (nenobid428) | 83.76 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 9967. | sk (skfoo88) | 83.76 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9968. | Proximo (elliotkoh) | 83.76 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 9969. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 83.76 | 95% | 2022-05-26 |
| 9970. | NickyPP (weenniecat) | 83.75 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 9971. | Java (javatoxxi) | 83.74 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 9972. | Theo (mewtish) | 83.74 | 96.4% | 2023-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |